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Resolved Question: Camping/Hiking vs. Kayaking/Canoeing Essay (10 pts!!!)?

Hello. I'm writing a comparison / contrast essay on Camping/Hiking vs. Kayaking/Canoeing, and I need some more ideas to fill up my paper. What I'm thinking of talking about are: differences in equipment, practically, and the actual actions of each, and a similarity in the sense of achievement that comes from getting yourself from one place to another in hiking/kayaking/canoeing. I was going to put in my personal experiences in each, but I'm not sure if comparison/contrast essays are supposed to have that kind of thing. Any additional ideas for the content of the paper would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!!!

Voting Question: Is this proof that miracles happen?

Two Boys had lost their way while on a Christian Camping vacation. They found themselves deep in the woods and they didn’t know which way was the way back to camp. So, they prayed, and prayed, and finally the boy felt like god wanted them to go in a certain direction. They ran and one of them tripped and fell on a log that pierced his abdomen. He was bleeding internally. They didn’t know what to do, so the boy who was not injured prayed and felt like god wanted him to go in a certain direction, So, he ran and what he found was that they had actually been going in the wrong direction. However, he found himself, by the grace of god, next to a river and, thanks be to god, two kayaking doctors were coming down the river at the exact time. So, he called them over and the doctors, without any medical equipment, followed the boy to the injured boy in the forest. Unfortunately, they couldn’t do anything to save him. He had bled out and there was nothing that they could have done anyway. After the helicopter MEDEVAC got there, they air lifted the dead boy and his friend out of the forest

Resolved Question: Do I need a spray skirt to kayak in the rain?

I *just* got a kayak and its overcast and sprinking today. Is it alright to go kayaking in light rain? Do I need a spray skirt or any special equipment?

Voting Question: Athiests, if miracles don't happen, then explain this:?

Athiest, if miracles don't happen, then explain this:? Two boys had lost their way while on a Christian Camping vacation. The found themselves deep in the woods and they didn't know which way was they way back to camp. So, they prayed, and prayed, and finally the boy felt like they should go in a certain direction. They ran and one of them tripped and fell on a log that pierced his abdomen. He was bleeding internally. They didn't know what to do, so the boy who was not injured prayed and felt like god wanted him to go in a certain direction. So he ran, and what he found was that they had actually gone in the wrong direction. He found himself by the grace of god next to a river and thanks be to god two kayaking doctors were coming down the river at the exact time. So, he called them over and the doctors, without any medical equipment, followed the boy to the injured boy in the forest. Unfortunately, they couldn't do anything to save him. He had bled out and there was nothing they could have done anyway. After the helicopter Medevac got there, they air lifted the dead boy and his friend out of the forest. -Dada Atheism (You are all so full of yourselves. How are you all so stupid? This is a JOKE. Poe’s Law does NOT apply. I gave you obvious indications that this was a joke. You are just a moron.)

Resolved Question: How to explain to 3 kids of different ages, about my pregnancy?

Hello. I found out last week, that I am pregnant. I am 6 weeks. We haven't told our kids, family and friends yet. We want to tell our kids first. Starting tomorrow, each child of ours will have their own special day. We need suggestions on how to say it and when to say it. Here is a little info: 9 year old girl. Her special day is getting a new bike and going biking, lunch at her favorite restaurant and a surprise, (well two). A trip to the pet store to get a little animal (gerbil, hamster, fish, etc) and maybe a little buddy, too. 3 year old girl. Her special day is a trip to the bouncing place. Her surprise is a trip to our local doll shop, where they sell stuffed animals, baby dolls, etc. She can choose 3 things with accessories. She will choose a restaurant she wants to eat at. 1 year old boy. His special day is a trip to the park. (Best thing ever, for him.) There is a wagon ride, lots of equipment, a sand box, icecream stands, a lake with fish and ducks, another lake you can canoe in and kayak in, a petting zoo, a track you can run on, tons of sport fields. He will do it all. His surprise is a new toy from toys r us and a beta fish. I keep it simple. Please help.

Resolved Question: Athiest, if miracles don't happen, then explain this:?

Two boys had lost their way while on a Christian Camping vacation. The found themselves deep in the woods and they didn't know which way was they way back to camp. So, they prayed, and prayed, and finally the boy felt like they should go in a certain direction. They ran and one of them tripped and fell on a log that pierced his abdomen. He was bleeding internally. They didn't know what to do, so the boy who was not injured prayed and felt like god wanted him to go in a certain direction. So he ran, and what he found was that they had actually gone in the wrong direction. He found himself by the grace of god next to a river and thanks be to god two kayaking doctors were coming down the river at the exact time. So, he called them over and the doctors, without any medical equipment, followed the boy to the injured boy in the forest. Unfortunately, they couldn't do anything to save him. He had bled out and there was nothing they could have done anyway. After the helicopter Medevac got there, they air lifted the dead boy and his friend out of the forest. -Dada Atheism

Resolved Question: Does anyone know what "dada" means?

Or "Dada Atheism?" Someone told me this was Dada Atheism: "Proof that Miracles Happen: Two Boys had lost their way while on a Christian Camping vacation. They found themselves deep in the woods and they didn’t know which way was the way back to camp. So, they prayed, and prayed, and finally the boy felt like god wanted them to go in a certain direction. They ran and one of them tripped and fell on a log that pierced his abdomen. He was bleeding internally. They didn’t know what to do, so the boy who was not injured prayed and felt like god wanted him to go in a certain direction, So, he ran and what he found was that they had actually been going in the wrong direction. However, he found himself, by the grace of god, next to a river and, thanks be to god, two kayaking doctors were coming down the river at the exact time. So, he called them over and the doctors, without any medical equipment, followed the boy to the injured boy in the forest. Unfortunately, they couldn’t do anything to save him. He had bled out and there was nothing that they could have done anyway. After the helicopter MEDEVAC got there, they air lifted the dead boy and his friend out of the forest."

Resolved Question: Atheists, how can you not believe in miracles after reading this!?

Two Boys had lost their way while on a Christian Camping vacation. They found themselves deep in the woods and they didn’t know which way was the way back to camp. So, they prayed, and prayed, and finally the boy felt like god wanted them to go in a certain direction. They ran and one of them tripped and fell on a log that pierced his abdomen. He was bleeding internally. They didn’t know what to do, so the boy who was not injured prayed and felt like god wanted him to go in a certain direction, So, he ran and what he found was that they had actually been going in the wrong direction. However, he found himself, by the grace of god, next to a river and, thanks be to god, two kayaking doctors were coming down the river at the exact time. So, he called them over and the doctors, without any medical equipment, followed the boy to the injured boy in the forest. Unfortunately, they couldn’t do anything to save him. He had bled out and there was nothing that they could have done anyway. After the helicopter MEDEVAC got there, they air lifted the dead boy and his friend out of the forest. -Dada Atheism

Resolved Question: What do you think about Dada Atheism?

Here's an example of Dada Atheism: "Proof That Miracles Happen" Two Boys had lost their way while on a Christian Camping vacation. They found themselves deep in the woods and they didn’t know which way was the way back to camp. So, they prayed, and prayed, and finally the boy felt like god wanted them to go in a certain direction. They ran and one of them tripped and fell on a log that pierced his abdomen. He was bleeding internally. They didn’t know what to do, so the boy who was not injured prayed and felt like god wanted him to go in a certain direction, So, he ran and what he found was that they had actually been going in the wrong direction. However, he found himself, by the grace of god, next to a river and, thanks be to god, two kayaking doctors were coming down the river at the exact time. So, he called them over and the doctors, without any medical equipment, followed the boy to the injured boy in the forest. Unfortunately, they couldn’t do anything to save him. He had bled out and there was nothing that they could have done anyway. After the helicopter MEDEVAC got there, they air lifted the dead boy and his friend out of the forest. -Dada Atheism

Resolved Question: If miracles don't happen, then explain this:?

Two boys had lost their way while on a Christian Camping vacation. The found themselves deep in the woods and they didn't know which way was they way back to camp. So, they prayed, and prayed, and finally the boy felt like they should go in a certain direction. They ran and one of them tripped and fell on a log that pierced his abdomen. He was bleeding internally. They didn't know what to do, so the boy who was not injured prayed and felt like god wanted him to go in a certain direction. So he ran, and what he found was that they had actually gone in the wrong direction. He found himself by the grace of god next to a river and thanks be to god two kayaking doctors were coming down the river at the exact time. So, he called them over and the doctors, without any medical equipment, followed the boy to the injured boy in the forest. Unfortunately, they couldn't do anything to save him. He had bled out and there was nothing they could have done anyway. After the helicopter Medevac got there, they air lifted the dead boy and his friend out of the forest. Dada Atheism